Professor: Any announcements? Questions? Concerns?
Student: Tonight the university is hosting Temple Grandin whose research and inventions helped reform the livestock industry and make it more humane. It's at seven o'clock in the life sciences building, in the Monsanto Auditorium.
Professor: Well that's debatable as to whether her ideas actually improved the industry. What time is it again so everyone can hear?
Student: At seven in the Monsanto Auditorium.
Professor: Ha! That's ironic that it's in the Monsanto Auditorium.
What a bitch.